Book : Ugly Energy

If there's one thing ugly people are known for it's their enthusiasm - because when you have a face that looks like you've fallen out of the ugly tree, been dragged through the whole hideous forest, chopped down by a grotesque lumber corporation and fashioned into the most vomit-inducing coffee table the world has ever seen...you've got to make a bit of an effort. In <span class="italic">Ugly Energy</span> we help you feel more energetic by teaching you how to disfigure your own face using nothing but a screwdriver, two tubs of mayonnaise and an industrial belt sander. And once you've messed up those stunning looks of yours, you'll begin to massively overcompensate and release the true power locked behind that one gorgeous mush. <br/><br/> <span class="bold">"I used to be pretty, but now I do stuff instead...literally all the stuff"</span><br/> <span class="t-gray-9">- Lady Gaga</span>