Book : Finders Keepers

Why is it some people seem to get all the luck? One of your friends finds $50 on the floor, your mother acquires a briefcase full of jewels on the bus, and who hasn't got a best friend who just "happened" to stumble across a spare kidney in Taco Bell? I don't think this is luck at all. My name is D'aniel Bonkonovitch and in <span class="italic">Finders Keepers</span> I'll teach you how to make your own good fortune in this world of ours by simply re-classifying burglary, grand theft auto and pickpocketing as "aggressively opportunistic scavenging".