Book : Stealthy Stealing of Underwear

If Torn City was more like Tokyo and sold used underwear in vending machines then we wouldn't need a book like this, but it isn't, so we do. I, Miranda Gropenstein, have dedicated my life to stealing all manner of undergarments from people's homes and dumpsters. Filthy men's boxer shorts? You got it. Ladies' thongs. No problem. Crotchless hosiery from the washing basket of a 94 year old blind lady? You better believe it. And guess what, I've never been caught! Let me share with you my stealthy secrets, so you too can become what several newspapers have described as "A filthy-minded wrong-un".