Book : Limbo Lovers 101

The dexterity of one's spine has long been seen as an indication of their sexual prowess, and it is no coincidence that many of the greatest limbo champions were also spectacular in the bedroom. Margaret Headstone-Guff spent six years stalking and bedding some of the greatest pole-avoiders the world has ever seen, and during this time she absorbed many tips and tricks of the trade. Now this knowledge is passed on to you in this, a comprehensive guide to limbering yourself up real good, in a way which hopefully won't leave you paralysed. <br/><br/> <span class="bold">"After limbering myself up using the instructions in Limbo Lovers 101, I now eat and defecate through a tube"</span><br/> <span class="t-gray-9">- The guy from Mumford & Sons</span>