Glitter Bomb

A recent poll listed glitter as the second-most annoying substance known to mankind, behind old milk but ahead of uranium. This Glitter Bomb can be used to deploy shiny dirt into every crease and crevice of your opponent, either as a sign of affection, or a display of malicious intent. The glitter in this Glitter Bomb was made from recycled DVD covers produced for Mariah Carey’s 2001 movie Glitter, which bombed at the box office.