Halloween Basket : Apocalyptic

A twisted mass of hot plastic and molten candy, the Apocalyptic Basket’s existence serves as a sign that its owner has made a decision most foolish. Having summoned the arrival of the great beast, M’aol, this item’s bearer hath summoned the end times, meaning it's time to stick on some R.E.M., kiss your neighbor, call your boss a prick, and do all those things you said you’d do before you meet your maker. We are unsure whether this basket provides an improved chance of collecting treats as the numbers on the back have melted off.