Turtle Shell

The Hawksbill Sea Turtle is a critically endangered ocean reptile, with only around 8,000 nesting females left in the wild. A shame, really, since their shells make such striking jewelry. Nothing goes to waste when one is carved up either: their various parts are said to taste of beef, chicken, or fish, depending on which bit you’re eating. With such a succulent range of meats on offer, now you know why April O’Neill preferred the company of those teenage mutant ninja lads.