Casket

The craftsmanship and quality of this solid oak wooden casket are so high that upon seeing it you'll wish you were the one who was dead! Lined on the inside with luxurious silk and festooned with gleaming brass handles on either side, it's almost a shame that this coffin has to be buried underground. In a recent public survey, 6 out of 10 necrophiliacs described this deluxe model as frustratingly hard to bust open.