Sweeney_Todd's Keepsake

Being listed as a reprobate suggests that Sweeney_Todd has taken a path darker than the Victorian cutthroat after which he's named. However, his only real crime is a cranky, dismissive forum presence, with posts easily identified by his overuse of ellipses and the notorious barfing face emoji. A true veteran, Sweeney_Todd joined Torn in March 2005, just a year after its inception, later becoming one of the core admin team. Nearly a third of his time here has been spent in his faction, The Pearl—formerly The Pie Shop—where he is often the only member, for reasons we can but presume. Let’s face it, Sweeney isn’t likely to ever leave this city until Chedburn unplugs the server; long after others have quit, the surly one will remain, shouting into the wind.