Evil-Duck's Keepsake

Da wolv of Torn needs no introduction, but we'll give him one anyway. Evil-Duck was a popular forum poster who came alive during major events like the Island Wars and Elimination, OFTEN TAKING TO THE BOARDS TO SHARE HIS "WISDOM" IN FULL BLOCK CAPITALS. A lavish individual with wrists like tree trunks, Evil-Duck is, by his own admission, one of Torn's most humble individuals. Through his work with The Mayhem Boiz, ED generously nurtured other "talents" like THEFERRETT, DUDE, and JOEI as part of a philanthropic effort to uplift the mentally defective, proving through example that being nice costs nothing. Peace.