Hannibal Mask '24

Human flesh, also known as “long pig,” is a tempting treat that many find hard to resist. With its rich, buttery flavor and melt-in-the-mouth texture, this sumptuous delicacy should be illegal—and it is! Should you ever find yourself caving into cannibalistic desires, simply strap on this preventative face mask, as seen on the famous fictional gastronomist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter. The meticulously designed oral guard bars will deter you from gnawing on your cousin’s thigh while remaining thin enough to allow a few fava beans to poke through—just mind your fingers!