Patagonian Fossil

The first dinosaur fossil on record was the Scrotum humanum, a chunk of Megalosaurus femur dug up in 1676 so named because it looked like a giant pair of boney bollocks. Palaeontology has never quite matured since then, coining names like Rhomaleosaurus megadeirus (great backside), Mastodonsaurus (nipple-tooth lizard), and Masiakasaurus knopfleri, a tribute to that guy from Dire Straits. Perhaps you’ll get the honour of christening this Patagonian fossil yourself, a dinosaur incisor pried from the Argentinian earth that's just begging for a stupid name.